god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
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The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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