is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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