I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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