If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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