just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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