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im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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