just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
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Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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