i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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