No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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