Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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