can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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