All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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