absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit