Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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