ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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