so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
That reminds me...we need to get swords
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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