i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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