He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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