Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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