This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Two words: nipple clamps
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