I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Randomize
