Me. At least after what I've been through.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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