if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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