we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
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no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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