I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
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As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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