i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
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I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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