Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
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I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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