god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself