talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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