Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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