OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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