Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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