I want to walk on stilts...naked
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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