My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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