dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Let's get the cat blown out
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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