If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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