Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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