everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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