Already got asked if we're dating
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I need moral support for this bender
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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