my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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