I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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