It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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