i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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