i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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