I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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