16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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