My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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