Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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