Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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