Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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