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its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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