id be glad to
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
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The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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