you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I just want nice things and good sex
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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