Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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