If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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