saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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