I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
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How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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