the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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